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Joke Topic - 'Jokers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jokers'.

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What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.


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Sailors

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Aliens

"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)

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