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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.


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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Goose

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

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