Joke Topic - 'Joke'

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.