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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.


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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Ghosts

Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

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