Joke Topic - 'Jogging' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Jogging'.

If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?

Why did the man go running whenever he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir, but I have smoked a pipe.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Did you hear about the lawyer who believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
Bertha day greetings.

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?