Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
Alligators
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
Birds
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Dracula
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Tonic
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
Astronauts
Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
Eggs
Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.