Joke Topic - 'Jogging'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jogging'.

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.

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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.

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