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Joke Topic - 'Jogging'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jogging'.

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If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Television

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

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