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Joke Topic - 'Jogging'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jogging'.
If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
Alligators
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
Birds
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Whoo-dunnits.
Dracula
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Tonic
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
I think you need a little tonic.
Astronauts
Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
At the mooniversity!
Eggs
Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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