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Joke Topic - 'Jogging'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Jogging'.
If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?
Why did the man go running whenever he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
He was trying to jog his memory.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
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What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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What do you call a deer who's a bit of a wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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Because they have a clear conscience.
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None. They simply define darkness as an industry standard.
None. They simply define darkness as an industry standard.
Cows
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
Because they've herd it all before.