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Joke Topic - 'Jogging'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jogging'.

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If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.


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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.

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