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Joke Topic - 'Jog'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jog'.

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Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!


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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Trumpets

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
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Perfumes

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.

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