Joke Topic - 'Jog'

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

Halitosis is better than no breath at all