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Joke Topic - 'Jog'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jog'.


Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

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Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.


What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.


What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.


When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.


Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.


I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.


What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.

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