Joke Topic - 'Jog'

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

"Hello, I'm not here."

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.

What is black and white and red all over?
A book.