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Joke Topic - 'Jobs'


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Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.


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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."

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