Joke Topic - 'Jobs' - 15 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 15 jokes on the topic - 'Jobs'.

'Why did you leave your last job?'
'It was something the boss said to me.'
'Was it something abusive?'
'Not exactly.'
'So what did he say?'
'You're fired.

An idiot was given the job of painting white lines down the middle of a road. On his first day, he painted eight miles; on his second day, he painted 3 miles; and on his third day, he painted just one mile. The boss was not pleased. He asked him, 'Why is it that you are painting less each day?'
'Because each day I get further away from the can of paint.'

As the interview with the young programmer concluded, the HR representative replied, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"(br>"Roughly $150,000 a year, depending on the benefits package," the programmer said.
"Well, what would you say to a package that includes five weeks of vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental coverage, a company matching retirement fund equal to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years — say, a red Corvette?" asked the HR representative.
The programmer sat up straight and said, 'Wow!!! Are you kidding?'
And the HR Person said, 'Certainly, ...but you started it.'

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No, it's a permanent job.

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shellfish.

Did you hear about the man who quit his job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.

I like my job it's the work I hate.

Interviewer: 'In this job, we need someone who is responsible.'
Job Applicant: 'That's me. In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.'

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.

The reward for a job well done: more work.

What do you call a man who can complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.