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Joke Topic - 'Jobs'


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Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.


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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.

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