Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Spiders
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Rabbits
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
Failure
Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
Disinformation
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Divorce
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
Airline Food
You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
Christmas Day
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
Christmas
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
Birds
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.