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Joke Topic - 'Jilted'


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What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.


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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Pigs

What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

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