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Joke Topic - 'Jewelry'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jewelry'.
What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
A diamond in the rough.
What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
Charm bracelets.
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By icicle.
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Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
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Leave
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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