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Joke Topic - 'Jewelry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jewelry'.

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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.


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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Questions

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

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