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Joke Topic - 'Jewelry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jewelry'.

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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.


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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Operating

He's always operating in stand-by mode.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Bicycles

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

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