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Joke Topic - 'Jewelry' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Jewelry'.
Gary hands his girlfriend a small package on Christmas morning, the size of a jewelry box. She gets incredibly excited and rips the package open to find just a pack of playing cards.
'What on earth is this?' she yells and throws the pack of cards at Gary.
'Why did you do that?' Gary responds. 'You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!'
'What on earth is this?' she yells and throws the pack of cards at Gary.
'Why did you do that?' Gary responds. 'You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!'
What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
A diamond in the rough.
What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
Charm bracelets.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Mother-in-law
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
I first created the sun, then the earth.
When did this start?
I first created the sun, then the earth.
Milk
Where do milkshakes come from?
Nervous cows.
Nervous cows.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Lawyers
What should you do if you find three lawyers who have been buried up to their necks in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
Run and find some more cement!
Soda
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Speaking
Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
Driving
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.