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Joke Topic - 'Jewelry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jewelry'.

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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.


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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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History

Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Amnesia

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

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