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Joke Topic - 'Jewelry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jewelry'.

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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.


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