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Joke Topic - 'Jewel'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jewel'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
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Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door


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