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Joke Topic - 'Jewel'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jewel'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door

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