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Joke Topic - 'Jello'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jello'.

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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.


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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Locked

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.

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