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Joke Topic - 'Jello'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jello'.

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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Idiots

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.

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