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Joke Topic - 'Jello'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jello'.

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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.


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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

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