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Joke Topic - 'Jeans'


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Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.


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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Sneeze

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

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