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Joke Topic - 'Jeans'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jeans'.


Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.

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What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.


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What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.


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Because he had a rye sense of humor.


Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.


When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.


Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.

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