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Joke Topic - 'Jeans'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jeans'.
Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
They felt blue.
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Baseball
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
Because he stole second base.
Cooks
Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Thunder
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Lawyers
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Soda
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Parents
What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
Mama and papa.
Sneeze
What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
A chew.
Scottish
What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
The Grumpians.
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