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Joke Topic - 'Jeans'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jeans'.

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Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.


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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Owls

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.

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