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Joke Topic - 'Jeans'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jeans'.

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Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.


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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

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