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Joke Topic - 'Jealous'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jealous'.

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An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"


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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Diamonds

What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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Shoes

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

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