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Joke Topic - 'Jealous'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jealous'.
An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent
recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"
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What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
You croak.
Dieting
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
Folk Singers
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Employees
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Teachers
Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
False Teeth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Skeletons
How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
You tickle it's funny bone.
Sleeping
Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
Lawyers
Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty
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