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Joke Topic - 'Jealous'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jealous'.

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An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"


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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.

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