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Joke Topic - 'Jealous'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jealous'.

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An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"


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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
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Pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
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Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

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