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Joke Topic - 'Jealous'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jealous'.
An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent
recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"
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Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
Mind
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Dracula
What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Fangs-giving.
Girlfriends
Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
Dogs
I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
Santa Claus
How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
You can sense his presents.
Pianos
Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
He struck a chord.
Paranoid
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
Who wants to know?
Deodorant
You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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