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Joke Topic - 'January'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'January'.

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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


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Leaving

Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Car

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

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