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Joke Topic - 'January'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'January'.

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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
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Sociologists

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

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