Joke Topic - 'January'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'January'.

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

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