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Joke Topic - 'January'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'January'.

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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

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