Joke Topic - 'January'

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.