Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eggs
Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
Graduates
Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Burger King
Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
Politicians
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
Girlfriends
When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
Driveway
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
Santa Claus
Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
Batman
How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!