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Joke Topic - 'James Bond'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'James Bond'.


Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.

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What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.


Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.


How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.


Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.


The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.


What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?

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