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Joke Topic - 'James Bond'


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Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.


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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Brain

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

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