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Joke Topic - 'James Bond'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'James Bond'.


Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.

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Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.


Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!


Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.


You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.


John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.


What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.


Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!


If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

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