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Joke Topic - 'James Bond'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'James Bond'.

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Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.


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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

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