Joke Topic - 'Jamaican'

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Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.