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Joke Topic - 'Jamaican'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jamaican'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.


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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Coffeemaker

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
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Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.

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