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Joke Topic - 'Jamaica'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jamaica'.


Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?

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