Joke Topic - 'Jamaica'

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.