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Joke Topic - 'Jamaica'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jamaica'.

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Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?


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A kettle.
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Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."

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