Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Policeman
Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that
bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
A Big Mouth
What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
Driveway
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
Monsters
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Witnesses
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
Bars
A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
Christmas
The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
Patient
Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
Sausages
What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.