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Joke Topic - 'Jamaica'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jamaica'.
Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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