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Joke Topic - 'Jamaica'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jamaica'.

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Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?


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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Driveway

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Witnesses

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

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