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Joke Topic - 'Jamaica'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jamaica'.

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Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?


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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.

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