Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
Bees
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
Witches
Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Wood
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
Pigs
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.