Joke Topic - 'Jam'

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.