Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Morse Code
Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
Birds
What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
Undertaker
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
Rush
Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
Trees
What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
Justice
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Lettuce
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Vacation
How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
Strawberry
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.