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Joke Topic - 'Jam'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Jam'.

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Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!


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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'

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