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Joke Topic - 'Jail'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.


Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

What kind of birds are usually locked up?

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

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Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!


Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.


What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.


Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.


Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.


What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?


Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.


What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

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