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Joke Topic - 'Jail'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.

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Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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Watchman

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

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