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Joke Topic - 'Jail' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

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Truck Drivers

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.

Relatives

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.

Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

Soda

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!

Potatoes

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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your ex-wife is your blind date.

Ants

What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
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