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Joke Topic - 'Jail'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.

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Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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Intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Double

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

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