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Joke Topic - 'Jail'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.

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Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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