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Joke Topic - 'Jail'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.

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Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.

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