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Joke Topic - 'Jail'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.

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Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

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