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Joke Topic - 'Jail'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.
Did you hear about the English teacher who
was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
She got a full sentence.
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
Jail-birds.
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
Because he stole second base.
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
Because he kept pinching things.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Watchman
Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
Cats
What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
Pig
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
They both can be found in a pen.
Pencil
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
Lettuce
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Iceberg.
Detective
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
Sherlock Foams.
Snowmen
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
By iceicle.
Fleas
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny.
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