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Joke Topic - 'Jail'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.
Did you hear about the English teacher who
was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
She got a full sentence.
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
Jail-birds.
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
Because he stole second base.
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
Because he kept pinching things.
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Christmas
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
A mince spy.
Fish
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
A sturgeon.
Pets
Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
A trumpet!
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
Knocking
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
Even
How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
You remove the 's'.
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
Dogs
What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Because it was in a pickle.
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