Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Baseball
In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
School
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
School
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Rush Hour
A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
Rush
Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
Light Bulbs
How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
Bakers
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Ghosts
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.