Joke Topic - 'Jail' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

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My brother was in a restaurant. He said to the waiter, 'You said this was the dish of the day.'
The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.

Did you hear about the cat who drank three bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah, don't.

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'

When delivering the presents, how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

To err is human, to moo bovine.