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Joke Topic - 'Jail'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Jail'.
Did you hear about the English teacher who
was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
She got a full sentence.
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
Jail-birds.
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
Because he stole second base.
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
Because he kept pinching things.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Baseball
In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
The catcher’s mutt.
School
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
School
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Rush Hour
A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
Rush
Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
He had too many split ends.
Light Bulbs
How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
Bakers
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Because he kneaded the dough.
Ghosts
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
They only run a skeleton service.
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