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Joke Topic - 'Jacket'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jacket'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Horn

Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.

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