Joke Topic - 'Jacket'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jacket'.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.

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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?
Haste.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

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