Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Executive
A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
A Car Mechanic
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a
psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
Haste
What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?
Haste.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
Blondes
How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Elephant
What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Born Free
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
The Statue Of Liberty
Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.