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Joke Topic - 'Jacket'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jacket'.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.

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Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!


What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.


Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!


Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.

A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'


Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.


It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

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