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Joke Topic - 'Jacket'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jacket'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Billiards

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

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