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Joke Topic - 'Jacket'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jacket'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Dogs

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Bankrupt

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

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