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Joke Topic - 'Jacket'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jacket'.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.

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When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.


What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.


He's always operating in stand-by mode.


Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?


What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

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