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Joke Topic - 'Jacket'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jacket'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
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Operating

He's always operating in stand-by mode.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

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