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Joke Topic - 'Iron'


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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

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