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Joke Topic - 'Iron'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Iron'.


Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.


Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'


Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.


Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.

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Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?


What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.


What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

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