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Joke Topic - 'Iron'


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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

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