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Joke Topic - 'Iron'

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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.


What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.


Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?


Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.


Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.


What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.


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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.


Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

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