Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pigs
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
Pigeons
Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
Journalists
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Repeat
As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
Truck Driver
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Going
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
Golf
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
Athletes
If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.