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Joke Topic - 'Iron'


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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Repeat

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

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