Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Software
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Work
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
House
I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
Leave
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Santa Claus
What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
A Dime
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Voters
Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Stupid
Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
Parrots
What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.