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Joke Topic - 'Invisible'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Invisible'.


'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.

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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."


What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.


What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.


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Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.


What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.


Debate about hanging suspended

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