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Joke Topic - 'Invisible'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Invisible'.


'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!


Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.


George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.


What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.


Old teachers never die, they just grade away.


How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.


When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!


What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.

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