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Joke Topic - 'Invisible'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Invisible'.

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'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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