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Joke Topic - 'Invisible'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Invisible'.

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'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Baseball

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.

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