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Joke Topic - 'Invisible'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Invisible'.

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'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.


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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Lawyers

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty

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