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Joke Topic - 'Invisible'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Invisible'.

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'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.


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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Ape

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended

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