Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Alcohol
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
Leave A Message
So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,
So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
Dog
"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
Listening
Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
Zebras
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Zombies
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
Witches
What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
Politicians
Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.