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Joke Topic - 'Introduced'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Introduced'.

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What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.


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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

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