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Joke Topic - 'Interrupted'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Interrupted'.

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"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Blondes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

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