Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it
would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Blondes
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Mother
Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
Politicians
Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
Birds
What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
Journalists
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
Light Bulbs
How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Sharks
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Bedbugs
At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.