Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Driving
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
Managers
The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
Christmas
What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
Aunties
How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
Lucky
Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
Scottish
What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
Vampire
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
Gorillas
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?