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Joke Topic - 'Interesting'


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Joan: My fiance says I'm the prettiest and most interesting girl he's ever met.
Janet: And you want to spend the rest of your life with a liar like that?


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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.
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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

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