Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lady
"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
Owls
What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
Insult
Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
Apes
Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
Pigs
Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
Grandad
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you
do.'
Elephants
How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
Overweight
You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
Pigs
Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.