Joke Topic - 'Intelligent'

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.