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Joke Topic - 'Insurance'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.

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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often


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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Jog

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.

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