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Joke Topic - 'Insurance'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.

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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often


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Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."

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