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Joke Topic - 'Insurance' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.

Last summer, a doctor and his family were having a good time at the beach. Suddenly, the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, 'You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere.'

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait, and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

Time

There's no future in time travel

Pianos

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Do perk up, and don't be such a drip.

Pop Stars

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs, and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

Fools

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.