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Joke Topic - 'Insurance'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.


Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

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