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Joke Topic - 'Insurance'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.


Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

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A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.


What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.


How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.


Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...


John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.


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