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Joke Topic - 'Insurance'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.

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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often


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Dogs

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

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