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Joke Topic - 'Insurance'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.


Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

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Have you ever tried ironing one?


I came, I saw, I did a little shopping


What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.


Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?


If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.


My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.

Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."

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