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Joke Topic - 'Insurance'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insurance'.

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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often


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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Mudpack

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.

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