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Joke Topic - 'Insomniac'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Insomniac'.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?

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