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Joke Topic - 'Insomniac'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Insomniac'.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.

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