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Joke Topic - 'Insomniac'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Insomniac'.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Skeleton

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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Alligator

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

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