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Joke Topic - 'Insomniac'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Insomniac'.


What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.


Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.


'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.


What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.


Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.


Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

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