Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Light Bulbs
How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
Smart
He's as smart as a politician is honest.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
Boxing
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
Graveyard
Why did they have to put a fence around the
graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
Driving
Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Cat
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
Nose
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.