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Joke Topic - 'Insomnia'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Insomnia'.

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Wakeup to insomnia


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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Smart

He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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Graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

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