Joke Topic - 'Insomnia'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insomnia'.

Wake up to insomnia

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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In the snow bank.

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The National Elf Service.