Eagles
It is tough to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
Water
What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
Airplanes
What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
Reindeer
Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
Humpty Dumpty
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
Kidnappers
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
Laughter
You might as well laugh at yourself occasionally; everyone else does.
Cats
What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.