Joke Topic - 'Insomnia'

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.