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Joke Topic - 'Insomnia' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insomnia'.

Wake up to insomnia
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Eagles

It is tough to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.

Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.

Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.

Reindeer

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

Kidnappers

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Laughter

You might as well laugh at yourself occasionally; everyone else does.

Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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