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Joke Topic - 'Insomnia'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Insomnia'.

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Wakeup to insomnia


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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

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