Joke Topic - 'Insomnia' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Insomnia'.

Wake up to insomnia

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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It is tough to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

You might as well laugh at yourself occasionally; everyone else does.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.