Joke Topic - 'Insects' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Insects'.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.

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Why did everyone find the baker's jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.

How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
They are both empty from the neck up.

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a hide-and-seek game.

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

My wife is a careful driver; she always slows down when going through a red light.