Joke Topic - 'Insanity'

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.