Joke Topic - 'Insanity'

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

The reward for a job well done: more work.

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.