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Joke Topic - 'Insanity'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Insanity'.

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Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children


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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Cows

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Pizza

What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Airplane

Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.

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