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Joke Topic - 'Insanity'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Insanity'.

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Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children


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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

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