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Joke Topic - 'Ink'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ink'.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.


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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Break

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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Food

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.

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