Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Happened
Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
Beer
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Break
What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
Idiot
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Parrots
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
Blondes
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Food
What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
Reindeer
Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
Ducks
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.