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Joke Topic - 'Indigestion'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Indigestion'.


Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.


My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.


A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."


Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.


What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.


I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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