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Joke Topic - 'Indigestion'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Indigestion'.

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Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.


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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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