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Joke Topic - 'Incompetence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Incompetence'.

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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Abdominable

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

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