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Joke Topic - 'Incompetence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Incompetence'.

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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.


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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Relatives

Where there's a will there's a relative
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.

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