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Joke Topic - 'Incompetence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Incompetence'.

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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.


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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

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