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Joke Topic - 'Incompetence'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Incompetence'.
Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
Abdominable
What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
The abdominable no-man.
Possessed
"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
Guess
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
Owl
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
Chewing Gum
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
I'm stuck on you.
Computer Programmers
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
Light Bulbs
How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
Dentists
Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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