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Joke Topic - 'Incompetence'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Incompetence'.


Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.


What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.


Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.

Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.


Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.


What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.

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