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Joke Topic - 'Income'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Income'.

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The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.


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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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School

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Antlers

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
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Toast

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

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