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Joke Topic - 'Income'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Income'.


The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.


What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.

Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.


What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.

Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.


What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

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