Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Astronauts
Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
Bees
What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
School
Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
Let Me In
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
Tablecloths
DINER: How often do you change the
tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked
here six months.
Antlers
Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
Toast
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
Water
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.