Joke Topic - 'Income'

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.