Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Chef
What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
Walt Disney
Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
Doctors
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Piano
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
Bees
What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.
Paranoid
I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
Marriage
Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?