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Joke Topic - 'In A Jam'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'In A Jam'.

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This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'


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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Criminals

What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.

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