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Joke Topic - 'Improvement'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Improvement'.

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You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.


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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

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