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Joke Topic - 'Improvement'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Improvement'.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Lawyers
Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
Caterpillar
What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
He turns over a new leaf.
Elephants
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Everything
What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
A burglar alarm.
Light Bulbs
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
Gravity
What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
The letter v.
For Granted
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Abbreviated
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Christmas Day
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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