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Joke Topic - 'Improvement'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Improvement'.


You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.

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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.

Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.


What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?

Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.


How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.

Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!

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