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Joke Topic - 'Improvement'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Improvement'.


You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.

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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.


What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.


What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.

Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

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