Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Muesli
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
Ducks
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
Honest
What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
Eggs
Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
Nothing
Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Sweet
What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
Blondes
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
Experts
Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline