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Joke Topic - 'Improvement'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Improvement'.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Exams
Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
Turkeys
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
They suspected it of foul play.
Sandwich
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
It's too heavy to lift.
Blondes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
A: A dope ring.
Rabbits
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies.
Young
When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
Dentist
What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
A drill sergeant.
Spell
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
A Shave
What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.
A laser blade.
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