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Joke Topic - 'Impossible'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Impossible'.

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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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River

Denial: A river in Egypt!
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Supermodels

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

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