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Joke Topic - 'Impossible'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Impossible'.


Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?

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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.


What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.


What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.


Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well


Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.


What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.


Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.


Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

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