Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
A Keyhole
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Snakes
What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
Cats
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
Fat
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Santa
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Prehistoric
What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Cats
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!