Joke Topic - 'Impossible'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Impossible'.

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?

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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!

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