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Joke Topic - 'Impossible'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Impossible'.

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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


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Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

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