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Joke Topic - 'Impossible'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Impossible'.

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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


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Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

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