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Joke Topic - 'Impossible'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Impossible'.

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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

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