Joke Topic - 'Impossible'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Impossible'.

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?

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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

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