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Joke Topic - 'Important'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Important'.

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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


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Marry

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Double

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
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Noisiest

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.

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