Joke Topic - 'Important'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Important'.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.

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