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Joke Topic - 'Important'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Important'.

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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Bicycles

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.

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