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Joke Topic - 'Important'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Important'.

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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Football

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.

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