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Joke Topic - 'Imagine'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Imagine'.

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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Strawberries

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
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A Man

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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