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Joke Topic - 'Imagine'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Imagine'.


I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.


What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.

King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.


What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.


You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.


Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.


My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.


Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.


Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.

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