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Joke Topic - 'Imagine'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Imagine'.

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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Economists

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.

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