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Joke Topic - 'Imagine'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Imagine'.


I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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The Titanic

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?

Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.


Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?


I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.


How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.


Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.


Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!

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