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Joke Topic - 'Imagination'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Imagination'.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.


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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Cats

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Computers

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.

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