Joke Topic - 'Imagination'

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.

Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Because sometimes I just can't figure him out.

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.