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Joke Topic - 'Imagination'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Imagination'.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Illiterate

Illiterate? Call this number for help.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!

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