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Joke Topic - 'Imaginary'

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Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.


Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.


What kind of birds are usually locked up?


Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.


What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."


Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.

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