Joke Topic - 'Imaginary'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.

Honk If Anything Falls Off

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.