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Joke Topic - 'Illusion'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Illusion'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.


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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

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