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Joke Topic - 'Illusion'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Illusion'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.


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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Light

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.

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