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Joke Topic - 'Illusion'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Illusion'.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

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Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.


Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?


If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?


Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.

An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.


Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.

Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.

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