Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
Vampires
What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
Sheepdog
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
Dentist
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
Cannibals
What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
Dishwasher
My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Light Bulbs
One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
Politicians
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.