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Joke Topic - 'Illusion'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Illusion'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.


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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?

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