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Joke Topic - 'Illusion'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Illusion'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.


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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

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