Joke Topic - 'Illusion'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Illusion'.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

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Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?

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