Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Prison
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
A Pencil
What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
Jugglers
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
Dress
Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Mother-in-law
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
Ducks
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
Autopsy
Autopsy is a dying art
Hired
Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.