Joke Topic - 'Illiterate'

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."