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Joke Topic - 'Illiterate'


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Illiterate? Call this number for help.


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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Autopsy

Autopsy is a dying art
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

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