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Joke Topic - 'Illiterate'

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What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!


Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?


I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.

Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.


What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.

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