Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fat
Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
Paranoid
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Birthdays
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
Synonyms
Is there another word for synonym?
Singing
Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
Set
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Work
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Paint
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
Cars
My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br>
I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'