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Joke Topic - 'Illegal'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Illegal'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


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Chocolate

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.

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