If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
Spaceman
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
Cats
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
Cows
What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Life
If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
Santa Claus
What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
Sent
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
Horses
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Santa
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.