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Joke Topic - 'Illegal'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Illegal'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

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