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Joke Topic - 'Illegal' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Illegal'.
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
1>If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.
2>It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.
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Horses
What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
2>A piebald horse pulling a cart.
Food
A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
2>The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
Paranoid
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?
2>Who wants to know?
Elephants
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.
2>Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a fly swimming around in my soup.'
'No, sir. Actually, that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
2>'No, sir. Actually, that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
Ghosts
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
2>Because it makes people shiver.
Justice
Justice - a decision in your favor.
2>Birds
How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
2>Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Personality
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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