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Joke Topic - 'Illegal'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Illegal'.


If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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Not Old

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.


Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.


Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.


Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.


Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.


Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

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