If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chocolate
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
Santa Claus
What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
Hypochondria
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
UFO
What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
Boyfriends
You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Knocking
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
Crepes
Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.