Joke Topic - 'Illegal'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Illegal'.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Chocolate

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.

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