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Joke Topic - 'Ill'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ill'.


How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.

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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.

Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.


My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'

The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.


Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.


What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

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