Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Dogs
What would it be called if Fairbanks, Alaska, passed a law outlawing all dogs?
Dogless Fairbanks!
Bees
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
Fish
How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
Sheep
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
Golf
Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes, sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Baseball
And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Horses
Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
Crying
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.