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Joke Topic - 'Ill' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Ill'.

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
Where do gnomes go when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

Dogs

What would it be called if Fairbanks, Alaska, passed a law outlawing all dogs?
Dogless Fairbanks!

Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.

Fish

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.

Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!

Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes, sir, you've bought a new golf bag.

Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

Crying

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.
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