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Joke Topic - 'Ill'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ill'.

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How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.


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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

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