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Joke Topic - 'Ill'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ill'.

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How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.


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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

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