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Joke Topic - 'Ill'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ill'.


How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?


"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."


Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.


Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

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