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Joke Topic - 'Ignoring'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ignoring'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.


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Elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
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Blackmail

You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Operating

He's always operating in stand-by mode.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Jamaican

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.

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