Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
Insect
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Light Bulbs
How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Baseball
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
A Fool
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Girlfriends
What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
Parrots
What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Software
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.