Joke Topic - 'Ignoring'

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.