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Joke Topic - 'Ignoring'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ignoring'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.


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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

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