Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Children
It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
King Kong
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
Cows
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Dogs
If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
Cats
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
A Mistake
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
Dracula
What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know
what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Politicians
I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)