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Joke Topic - 'Ignorance'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ignorance'.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.


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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

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